Conversation I had with my dear friend! Names have been changed to protect the innocent. Save the world. Save the cheerleader.
*: It's so cold in my room when I breathe there's steam. In. my. room. Unbelieveable.
J: That's very cold!! Wear an extra pair of undies, it works.
J: I just had an image.. you were Harry Potter, and the dementors were coming!!
*: Hahaha. That would make my Saturday so much more interesting. I'll be fighting them in my PJ's then I'll be outnumbered and then you can rescue me with your 'Patronus'.
J: But you're Harry, and you have the stronger Patronus. I can be Ron and throw my rat at them and knock them over!
*: But I'm still drunk, so my Patronus might come out as 'Penis' instead. Red heads are awesome. I like redheads.
J: Hahaha. Hilarious. I think the word penis is hilarious. PENIS. Ronald McDonald is a red head. He's also called Ron. He has a friend who's called Grim-ace. Like.. THE GRIM (Harry's tea reading). But he's an eggplant. Whoa duuuuude, spin out. Harry Potter ripped of Maccas.
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Was on my way home, and was hungry, so drove by maccas and bought a cheeseburger. Cheeseburger fogged up my car windows.... penis!
My life is pretty average.
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