happy birthday big brother

[fkyeahcuteandgirlyshit]

we used to play soilders together.

[ Morning Beauty_Natalia Vodianova by Mario Testino]

then he punched me in the face when we were boxing. i lost my tooth. we laughed. best ever baby-teeth-falling-out-experience ever. I told all my friends at school. I was about 7. they thought I was cool. I thought my brother was.

im having a toga party!

going to try and drape and pull these looks off. make it all look easy. BAM!

joke. these are wonderful.

[Atelier Versace Fall 2010 Lookbook_Monika Jagaciak]

but the toga party is a true story! Going to get some more teapots so we can all have punch in them! love tea parties. love my friends x

here. hold my balls while I pretend to care.

[fuckyeahcuteandgirlyshit]

On a side note, had roller skating class on Weds night! Thanks team Zebra ref James O'Connor! Was a mad rad freakin awesome session! Epic stack on the tailbone, but was pretty freakin rad.

unfkingmotivated.

..is what I am today.

Please come back motivation and pss off procrastination, I dont want to be friends with you. ever. Im not talking to you ever again. Stop looking at me. I know youre still looking. I'm not going to talk to you. Stop looking at me!

 [ Portrait _Barbora Vesela & Marion Sealy by Nicole Hill ]

micaela. unicorns. picnics

Found this on one of my dearest cutest friend's blog from work.

She's losing it

We're going to have a picnic! In the lovely sun, with moustache cupcakes, tea, and lovely company.

I'm really excited!

I love picnics, unicorns, and most of all, Micaela.

xx

[fuckyeahcuteandgirlyshit]

fk yeah cute and girly shit

No joke. Thats the name of the blog that I 'borrowed' these photos from. How freaking awesome. Let me take you through what im thinking about today.

It's a beautiful day outside. But my friends live far far away. So..

Numero Uno - I want to buy all these cute places and give one to each of my bestest of friends and one for grandma, one for Dianne, and one for Ray. But will often visit Dianne's place so she can feed me.

Numero Duo - So this is how it'll look like from the front. Pretty swell.

Numero three-o  - truth is, I can't afford any of the aforementioned, but I can purchase you a polly's pocket home and you may stay there. How awesome were these polly's pockets. She has a friggen rocket lift. Whooaaa... spin out. A ROCKET LIFT.

Numero - Quatrofour-o - But the real truth is, I probably can't even afford a polly pocket.

However, I can give you love.

or happy pills.

[fuckyeahcuteandgirlyshit]

She's losing it.

Spotted: Beautiful friend Mic and her duck goat. If only it was a duck pony.

Miss your face

x

I'm glad we didn't get attacked when the country was deciding on a government. We were vulnerable.

[ Gisele Bundchen by Nino Muñoz for Vogue Mexico May 2010 ]

Word.

radicals.

Morning_Beauty__Natalia_Vodianova_by_Mario_Testino

The paper read that there is a new cosmetic wrinkle product on the market, claiming it uses nanoparticles to penetrate the skin but apparently the radicals that do it are some crazy sh*t-stirring radicals that can lead to cancer cause they get too excited and attack everything.

If only the paper really did read like that, the news would be so much more interesting. Would be fairly rad. If you know what I mean.. Lame factor... A THOUsand trillion billion.

Excuse me, but...

[Stockholm streetstyle]

1. Don't complain in restaurants - are you freaking crazy? Fk me. They will rub your burger buns between their hairy buns, and bring back the same burger. If it doesn't taste nice, then dont eat it. If it has a bee in it, then fair enough. Spit in it, and throw it back in their faces. Otherwise, its just food damn it.

2. Don't be afraid of hard work - and don't let hard work fk you over ok!

3. Moisturise - No joke. Sh*t gets real if you don't keep that sh*t smooth.

4. Mates - Stay in touch with people that mean something to you. Even just a facebook inbox to tell them you love them. Or that they're good lookin. Maybe even delicious. Hell. Just SAY HELLO.

5. You will eventually love the skin you're in - and you will learn to rock the crap out of it.

6. Read the paper, 'tube the news - The world is fked up. Better you know how fked up it is.

7. Use eye cream - Prevention is way better than the freak show that is called botox.

8. If your pee illuminates yellow - you need more water, neon ain't cool in this instance. Get me? Re-hydrate.

9. If you are misearable and you're at a party - Go home and sleep it off. Don't kill off everyone eles joy.

10. Life isn't a race. It's a marathon - True Story.

Thankyou obnoxious owl, you inspire me.

Back to work, swell.

Simpleinsanepunk

xx

you know when you eat so much. and then youre in limbo.

Flavia de Oliveira by Nico

well im there.

I also dont want to work. whinge whinge whinge.

love art shows, designer markets and dance battle sets.

Hello to all you quirky, kooky and talented people. My name is simpleinsanepunk, and it's lovely to meet you all.


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