Thursday, April 29, 2010

Do you have $2?

This morning, I saw an older lady walk towards me. I moved my gear so she could sit next to me. She had a walking stick and was wrapped in a traditional silk sari-like robe. She smelt like old people and spices. .
She smiled. I smiled. Old lady thinks I'm a good person. Melted peanut butter and butter Spongebob shaped toast guilt factor - nil, Feel good factor - one.
Old lady keeps the smile. I keep the smile. Awkward.
Old lady asks "Do you have $2?" Smile intact.
What the douse?!
I gave her $1.50.
Old lady turns around, "Do you have $1?"
I felt rorted.


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Fishies. I did it for you.

Visited shoe mender to get heels recapped.
Usually does it for me in 3 minutes, but had to wait an hour.
Swung by library to get a heads start on some work, while waiting on heels.
Man approaches me.
Man: " Do I know you?"
Me: "Uhh.. I don't think so"
Man: "You look familiar"
Me: (f@ck you! Saying I look common, biatch)
Man: "Do you go to Hillsong"
Me: "No"
Man: "Are you sure I don't know you"
Me: "Uhh.. I'm quite sure I don't know you."
Man: (Walks away)
Man: (Returns)
Man: "This may sound silly, but can I ask if you want to go for a coffee or a drink?"
Me: "Oh! No, I'm alright thankyou"

He looked like a stranger, and momma taught me to not talk to strangers.

Truth was. I was scared he was going to steal my iphone, which had my fav app TapFish, and then my fishes would die because he woudlnt know when to feed them.

Word.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

it's home time.

[You Ain’t Got Nothing But Nothing to Lose Hailey Clauson by Jason Lee Parry ]

I see you. I SEE YOU NOOB.


[Sara Blomqvist by Richard Burbridge New York Times Style Summer 2010 ]


I see you:
http://www.youtube.com/user/mychonny#p/u/4/K4n68WfX_o8

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Cat lady


my friend emma and her cheeky little cat. model much?