i love unicorns and moustaches.

Hello,
While Im trying to fold my laundry, I have two songs for you.

1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g-axsfXEtQ
And that the mommy and daddy will be nice... and have a pet unicorn
...
Unicorns I love them,

Unicorns I love them,
Uni-Uni-Unicorns, I looove them!
Uni-Unicorns I could pet one
If they were really real..
And they are!
So I bought one so I could pet it.
Now it loves me and now I love it..

and now karaoke version!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5XxP2wErC8&NR=1&feature=fvwp

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqAQfKIJ0Tg

boys! im a sucker for cute lyrics.

I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking
But I'm trying to grow a moustache


love me x

Tan-SISTER

It's her birthday today. She is insanely radical, no joke. You've heard of cool? Well she IS the cool.  You should try and be her friend, because I try really hard to. I hope she likes me.

[facebook teehee]

happy birthday grandma wombat.

x

its near.

few more days of audit guides, special audit considerations, legislation and standards, and yewwhewwheww.. holiday season...

[sailorcute_tumblr ]

then I can lay around, whip my hair back and forth, and just be rad..

[ Catherine McNeil by Emma Summerton ]

and also blog about the happenings in the past few months ;)

for now, stay dope, be rad, and love me.

x

The land of frodo, paper mills and road kill.

Sorry that I have been MIA, been working interstate in Hobart.

[fkyeahcuteandgirlyshit]

Theyre. so. funny.

Hope you are all very well. Tokyo post soon. Promise. x

tokyo.

Domo arigato from Tokyo. Posts will come soon. BAH! ;)

beers, chortles and great music from my spongebob boombox, best.

Thats how my Sunday arvo went down. You should all join me next time. Thankyou lovely weather.

[ Spring_Summer by Tomas Falmer for Stockholm Spring 2011]

Ps. today.. during training, I sent my lovelies a sametime.
This sametime conversation made me chortle. HARD.

J: tell ailsa shes rad
J: then go to the kitchen
J: and give her a banana
J: from me to her
J: actually walk up to her with TWO bananas
J: point and go PEW PEW PEW PEW
C: hahahahahahahaha
C: ok hold on
J: then throw a ninja star
J: with some stickytape, so it'll attach to her hair
J: and she wouldnt know
J: then throw subtle hints that there's sth in her hair
J: and then when she asks who did it
J: tell her that a ninja never reveals their true identity
J: HURRY DO IT
C: haha im givin her her bananas first
C: i need a ninja star
C: do u have a ninja star
C: she has a star with her name on it
:: C is offline ::

A: J. are u responsbile for a sticker on my back?
A: also are you responsible for me getting shot with a banana gun?

J: I may be.
 
x I love my friends.

tea party?

[fkyeahcuteandgirlysht]

only if you bring the mothafracker cookies.

That's right. Soak it in.

[ fashiongonerogue Erin Heatherton by Derek Kettela in Lady Barcelona _Elle France May 2010 ]

[ fashiongonerogue Erin Heatherton by Derek Kettela in Lady Barcelona _Elle France May 2010 ]

Summer's back. Bring me some sunnyboys and superdoopers, and you may have some of my cordial. Promise. x

Hen's. Time to get our sexy on.

[ Edita Vilkeviciute by Nathaniel Goldberg for Vogue Nippon June 2010 ]

[ Fashion gone rogue _ Morning Beauty _Cameron Russell by Ben Hassett ] 

[ Fashion gone rogue _ Morning Beauty _Cameron Russell by Ben Hassett ]

-- except I aint got any. I try. Who am I kidding, I'm still waiting for puberty.

Ps. It's masquerade themed ;) Thanks ria-irisariariamia, I think you're doing an amazing job! The bride to be will be soooooo grateful that her jaw would drop to the floor, and we'd have to tie a ribbon around her head to contain her excitement and shock factor, and of course, pull that jaw off the floor.

Love. x

dress ups or holiday?

[ Missy Rayder by Ditte Isager for Day Birger et Mikkelsen Fall 2010 Campaign ]

Miss out on partying with the work crew, but get to party with the ninja's and geishas.

If I was to go, I'd dress up as Madeline. Because we love our bread, we love our butter, but most of all... we love each other.

Period.

xx

i think one of these are in ordero... an update!

[September ] :
Skating love

[tkbbblog.com]

.. with skating budding Abby kebab-y and skating hero Jammin Jimmy.

[ October ] :
Halloween/Toga/18th birthday (if only, fark, 18 was a trillion years ago)

Here is to the school girls and their partners.

[ November ] :
Melbourne cup
I won $14 on the horses!! I'll buy you a pony! or maybe a cheeseburger.. or THREE!

[fkyeahcuteandgirlysht]

Now... can I have a dollar?

Thanks.

ready when you are.

[fkyeahcuteandgirlyshit]

take me away to some place magical please. okthxbye.

[fkyeahcuteandgirlyshit]

ps. Im hungry, so bring some mcD's nuggets. Oh. and sweet and sour sauce.

Regards,

x

Hello rain.

[Zen Sevastyanova by Paul de Luna in Meliae _Blank No.55]

It's raining a fair bit. It makes me sad. But it's quite peaceful, and soothing. When youre in bed, and you stay in bed. Otherwise it's a bitchface to get out of bed when its raining outside, and then you have to walk outside in the bitchface cold, and get your feet wet. Would be much more fun it was raining, and if you were wearing a lovely gown, had amazing legs, and hopped from rock to rock like a pixie. whinge whinge whinge.

Ps. have recently found poprocks again. Holy beegeebees, I LOVE POP ROCKS! DEFINATELY POPPIN AND ROCKIN MY WORLD. Now please go and buy some so we can eat it together. teehee. Theyre so fun.

Hope youre all well. Stay warm. Or in bed. xX

rainy mornings. tea. sketchbook.

Also folded a newspaper pirate hat to make sketchtime more adventurous. Come join me?

work.

[ Charlotte di Calypso by Miles Aldridge for Vogue Italia October 2010 ]

Typetypetype away! If I had worked at home, this would be what my day would be like. I'd have MAGNIFICENT HAIR!! Bows are rad. Dearest friends from work Yeo and Seaton bought me some bow earrings. Going to rock them at skating today ;) Thanks you.

  

[ Fashion gone rougue_ Tetyana Brazhnyk ]

Leave a voicemail after the tone. Hi. Youre a TOOL. PICK UP THE PHONE SO I CAN ORGANISE THIS MEETING ALREADY! You make me angry.

[ fuckyeahcuteandgirlysht ]

Got new frames. Need to dye my hair blue and then I'd be cool.

Random.

Dont judge me but love me.

xx

 

too much water.

" ..... please let me go to the bathroom to open my chamber of secrets. okthankyoubye.   "

doesnt like catching trains and buses. Prefers to drive or ride a pony/horse/unicorn.

 [Maryna Linchuk by Phil Poynter in Ithaka _Vogue Germany September 2010 ]

minus the side boob

Lovely weather outside. Really so lovely. Lovely like how I'm feeling about this macaroon that im holding. Hello beautiful macaroon. I think I might eat you.


Speaking of boob. Year 7 visual arts class with Mr Duffy in a room full of eager girls. Mr Duffy drops the 'BOOB' bomb when trying to teach us to sketch. Could feel his uneasiness, and I had to stab a brush into my thigh to stop my epic chortle. Oh. I miss immature chortles.

roller skating tomorrow.

[fkyeahcuteandgirlsht]

with my skating buddy abby kebab-y.

xx

assasins v vice city rollers bout.

storm troopers rock my world. bummed photo came out blurry. sorry. pls note awkward stance. this was after I accidently cupped troppers plastic cheek. it was warm. mm. warm trooper cheek.

game on roller dolls.

my hero. sideshow ho. 808. star struck much.

well done assasins. you are fkn awesome. I dig you all.

such a fkn awesome game. edge of my seat, and almost face punched man in front with anxiety.

also love your work vice city rollers, pistola cholas, smashing sallies.

love love love.

melted cheesus! need to get a move on.

thankyou daylight savings for giving me extra sunshine in the day to go out and play.

ps. I still hate you daylight savings for making it death to wake up in the mornings. BALLS!

[ Morning Beauty _ Lindsey Wixson by Venetia Scott ]

i try really hard, actually.

 [ Paolla Rahmeier by Jacques Dequeker for Marie Claire Brazil October 2010 ]

I asked lady at the florist to sell me two roses, but she made a beautiful hair bouquet. Thankyou flower lady. Then I worked some magic with 3 bobby pins and a hair tie. but obviously no flowers bobby pins or magic can make my face as good lookin as Paolla's.

horses horses horses.

[Hilary Rhoda by Ryan Yoon for Elle Korea October 2010]

time to wear things in my hair.

play your mix tape in my walkman

[fkyeahcuteandgirlsht]

i need more tracks. what is your flavour? teach me all about music and song please.

Unicorns, Firenza and monkey face.

They are freaking rad. Unicorns are rad. I dreamt about one the other night. No. I was not on the 'shrooms. Im also digging skating.

Tire broke-d. We changed it like real men do. Got new Firenzas and going to pretend they're pimpin wheels. Feeling pimpy.

The el'big'brodo also visited home. He is so funny.

Stay rad homies.

Peace and love.

that tickled me.

" that tickled me" [phrase] - translation: that was funny and it made me chortle.

Learnt it from a pom that I once knew.

I might use it more than often now.



You have a lemon pip on your face.

You look stupid.

That tickled me.

[SHstreetstyle]

happy birthday big brother

[fkyeahcuteandgirlyshit]

we used to play soilders together.

[ Morning Beauty_Natalia Vodianova by Mario Testino]

then he punched me in the face when we were boxing. i lost my tooth. we laughed. best ever baby-teeth-falling-out-experience ever. I told all my friends at school. I was about 7. they thought I was cool. I thought my brother was.

im having a toga party!

going to try and drape and pull these looks off. make it all look easy. BAM!

joke. these are wonderful.

[Atelier Versace Fall 2010 Lookbook_Monika Jagaciak]

but the toga party is a true story! Going to get some more teapots so we can all have punch in them! love tea parties. love my friends x

here. hold my balls while I pretend to care.

[fuckyeahcuteandgirlyshit]

On a side note, had roller skating class on Weds night! Thanks team Zebra ref James O'Connor! Was a mad rad freakin awesome session! Epic stack on the tailbone, but was pretty freakin rad.