Saturday, September 12, 2009
Mylifeisaverage.
Hi,
I have recently gone back to my favourite site.
Can I get you in on it too... addictive. Ridiculously addictive..
Today, I was walking home from school when I tripped over a tree root and fell. Noticing some people behind me, I jokingly shouted "Help. I've fallen and I can't get up." Immediately, an elderly lady replied, "Don't worry. I have a Life Alert!" and waved around a small white device around her neck. After explaining to her that I was joking, she showed me the white device. It was an iPod shuffle. She wins. MLIA
Today, I was working the register at Walmart. I was checking out a family, and there was a book called "How To Be A Ninja". Whenever I scanned it, the screen said "Item Not Found". Well played ninjas, well played. MLIA
Today, I was eating pringles when I noticed the 200 average per can. I actually counted and saw 201. I felt above average, until I dropped the last chip on the floor.Well played fate, well played. MLIA
Today, whilst driving I decided to be nice and give way to a pedestrian who saluted me in thanks and then proceeded to moonwalk across the road. Best decision I made all day. MLIA
Today, in choir, we were practicing an African chant for our Spring concert. Imagine the look on my teachers face when I slowly raised a stuffed lion into the air at the height of the song, and all of my surrounding classmates bowed. MLIA
Today, I was talking with a friend in the kitchen when she dropped her phone. My dad, who was passing by, caught it before it hit the floor. He claimed it was because he was half-ninja. I wasn't excited until I realized that made me a quarter ninja. MLIA
Today I wore a shirt that has the "Hello my name is:" sticker filled in with "Ninja." I saw a guy with the same shirt, but instead it said "Jedi." Although I intended to have a staredown, he nodded at me; causing me to nod back. I think he just used the force on me. Well played, Jedi. This battle is not over. MLIA
Today, I went to a theme park with my mom. When the security guard was checking her purse, he asked, "Any bombs, drugs, or weapons?" My mom said, "No, they're all in the car." The guard cracked up and let her through. Coolest. Mom. Ever. MLIA.
A few days ago, my friend hurt his eye. I mocked him. Today, he came to school with an eyepatch and a stuffed parrot on his shoulder. I am insanely jealous. MLIA
ok 9 is enough for today dear noob. Please enjoy. wwww.mylifeisaverage.com
I have recently gone back to my favourite site.
Can I get you in on it too... addictive. Ridiculously addictive..
Today, I was walking home from school when I tripped over a tree root and fell. Noticing some people behind me, I jokingly shouted "Help. I've fallen and I can't get up." Immediately, an elderly lady replied, "Don't worry. I have a Life Alert!" and waved around a small white device around her neck. After explaining to her that I was joking, she showed me the white device. It was an iPod shuffle. She wins. MLIA
Today, I was working the register at Walmart. I was checking out a family, and there was a book called "How To Be A Ninja". Whenever I scanned it, the screen said "Item Not Found". Well played ninjas, well played. MLIA
Today, I was eating pringles when I noticed the 200 average per can. I actually counted and saw 201. I felt above average, until I dropped the last chip on the floor.Well played fate, well played. MLIA
Today, whilst driving I decided to be nice and give way to a pedestrian who saluted me in thanks and then proceeded to moonwalk across the road. Best decision I made all day. MLIA
Today, in choir, we were practicing an African chant for our Spring concert. Imagine the look on my teachers face when I slowly raised a stuffed lion into the air at the height of the song, and all of my surrounding classmates bowed. MLIA
Today, I was talking with a friend in the kitchen when she dropped her phone. My dad, who was passing by, caught it before it hit the floor. He claimed it was because he was half-ninja. I wasn't excited until I realized that made me a quarter ninja. MLIA
Today I wore a shirt that has the "Hello my name is:" sticker filled in with "Ninja." I saw a guy with the same shirt, but instead it said "Jedi." Although I intended to have a staredown, he nodded at me; causing me to nod back. I think he just used the force on me. Well played, Jedi. This battle is not over. MLIA
Today, I went to a theme park with my mom. When the security guard was checking her purse, he asked, "Any bombs, drugs, or weapons?" My mom said, "No, they're all in the car." The guard cracked up and let her through. Coolest. Mom. Ever. MLIA.
A few days ago, my friend hurt his eye. I mocked him. Today, he came to school with an eyepatch and a stuffed parrot on his shoulder. I am insanely jealous. MLIA
ok 9 is enough for today dear noob. Please enjoy. wwww.mylifeisaverage.com
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Friday, September 11, 2009
Eventful morning.
Good lookin boy standing on steps and almost does a massive tumble when the train jerked. Caught me chuckling. Bad.
Stood up for a man when he got off train to avoid him climbing over people. Good.
Large lady, wasn't sure if she was slightly pregnant, closed my eyes and pretended to nap. Wanted to avoid the awkwardness if I had offered my seat because she was pregnant but she was infact just fat. Bad.
Asked lady if it was alright that I flicked the spider off her collar. She said yes, thanks very much. Spider flicked in my general direction. Good.
This post is pointless. I'm sorry. I'M SORRY.
Stood up for a man when he got off train to avoid him climbing over people. Good.
Large lady, wasn't sure if she was slightly pregnant, closed my eyes and pretended to nap. Wanted to avoid the awkwardness if I had offered my seat because she was pregnant but she was infact just fat. Bad.
Asked lady if it was alright that I flicked the spider off her collar. She said yes, thanks very much. Spider flicked in my general direction. Good.
This post is pointless. I'm sorry. I'M SORRY.
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