Dont try. I already hate you.: May 2011

Saturday, May 28, 2011

You're a bit on the heavy side. Now drop and give me 50.

[ Katie Fogarty for Flair June 2011 by Nicolas Moore ]

Did I mention the food here is mint. Hello gym.

Friday, May 27, 2011

ahh regae laiiideee. Ya ya.

That's right. I ventured to Harajuku, Yoyogi, and sht got real. I followed the Meiji shrine and into a regae Jamaican festival in Yoyogi.

http://www.speakjamaican.com/glossary/

It was redonkulously laid back and suave. So I went up to the Jamaican speaking lad, told him to braid my hair into corn rows, the ends finished with dread locks, and I a-got-me-cool-on-ye. smooth.

Hit up Roppongi with party people CH and CT! These ladies are real sweet ladies! Baldie local tried his luck with good lookin' CH, but he got BRUSHED. She's mega good lookin, and married to funnyman JH who I am working with. He makes work redonkulously hilarity. And no, not all Australian's are convicts. But yes, I do ride a kangaroo to work, and yes their pouch is equivalent to a bicycle basket, bar streamers, and YES, we all carry boomerangs to fend off the few convicts that do exist. You know, things work a little differently down-under/in Oceania.

Oh. Shut up. You. me. Photo.

The Meiji shrine entrance. It was mammoth.

Told you so.

There were turtles in the garden. Bottom right corner.

Cant see them? Look harder!

Outside the shrine, there were pretty sweet kids on the drums, until some lady/man decided to ruin my show with their ridculously terrible regrowth. Your head needs some lovin.

Hung out with TS and MK at the Imperial Palace garden.

Trying to show the girls that you must be airborne in all photos. Like how we do them back home.

BAM!

Chyeeeaaahhh!

Love me! x

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

hang time. i need a friend.

[ Martha Streck by Greg Kadel for Vogue Spain June 2011 ]

please be my friend so we can Dora the Explorer this city.

ok thanks.

bye.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Jetsons REUNITE.

Hello.

My first day consisted of being inducted for 10 minutes, then thrown into a team of 40 and reviewed interoffice memorandums from global entities. It also included discovering the most amazing cafeteria at the client. Beegeebees. Have you watched the Jetsons? Well this IS Jetsons FER reals. You pick up a tray, walk around and collect food, eat your food, put your tray onto this table, and the barcodes on all your little plates, and bowls somehow gets picked up by the scanner, which is displayed on the screen in front of you - how much you have eaten, your calories and how much it'd cost you, then you swipe a card, and BAM. YOU'RE FED. The food here is sex, I'm going to come home a fatso. Well, maybe biggest loser half way. HA!

Ok less talk more pictures..

This is en route to the subway. These trees are very good looking trees.

This is my pad. Bit of cardboard on the side of the subway. You know.. that's how I roll.

Went here over the weekend.

Crazy Nakimise shopping street. Sht gets real in this street. Remember me telling you abt red bean cakes. Oh yeahhhh. I ate them like a little fat kid.

The side of the Asakusajinja shrine.

Tanman, this photo is for you. I followed this grandma.

To find CHOCOLATE BANANAS!!! Teehee. I LOVE BANANAS!

Lies. Thankyou grandma for showing me this!!

I also wanted to share this view with you. Want to know how I found it. I copied the locals.

Asian camera pose. BAM!

I live quite close to Ginza. They close off the street on weekends and put cute little umbrellas and set up benches in the middle of the street. I did it like a local.

Till next update, I will leave you with the following photo.

Yeah I know right. Where do these people come from. This isn't even peak hour. I would lift my feet off the ground, and be wedged between two business suited men, and next thing, I'd be brought to the end of the subway tunnel. That's how I travel to work. How do you do it?

Hope you're all fine and dandy. Love me please xx