mission deployed. Code sound. KeKEKE KAR KAR keKAR.

here's my good lookin pod buddy. She's a real cutie. 

she make's it less painful. 

Especially in situations like these.

J: Hey, can you hold this can for me?

X: What's in this can?

J: It's a whole can of WHOOOOP-ASS SON!

If only these situations happened outside of my head and in reality.

Not really, they would probably hulk swing me with their arms. They have huge guns. They probably have a permit for them.

love me please. x

Part Deux. Come to Kamakura. Oh, and swing by Yokohama while you're at it. Ok.

Ok, GO. Hydrangeas season in Tok-ey-yo. They line the streets. 

We ate all the way to the big buddha. This is octopus pancake. Its been flattened to a sheet of paper and we ates it. All of it. DELICIOUS.

Why what big nose you have buddha. We didnt climb inside, but had heard you could.

Made a wish for the Tohoku fighters, new Tokyo friends, friends back home, and the fams, just like how the locals did.

Then we ate some more. I EAT YOU red bean buddha. You were DELICIOUS.

CY enjoying the mist resting huts. Hey there pretty lady! You make it look like its magic mist.

The Hydrangeas that lined the temple. There was a 70minute wait to walk around the garden. 

Green tea and Hydrangeas ice-cream. I know right!  We see you. We eat you. FATTY!

We witnessed a beautiful wedding and caught the train and headed back to Yokohama.

we visited beautiful temples and shrines and made wishes for those we love.

we hit up the town of the chinamen and had some delish food. Found a mofo shark fin and knew, for sure, we were in chinamentown.

We headed towards minato-mirai and found really cool elderly with fishbowl earrings. 

Unfortunately the rollercoasters were rained out. This made me cry inside. a lot. 

but we went in the fastest lift. Yep thats right. 

enjoyed beers at the top with 0 visibility. No joke. Thats what the lift lady told us, but we were thirsty and needed to sit down. Lap it up, its beer time.

EAT UP! 

Loves you Japan. 

xx

Awkward much.

Visited Ueno toy shop, and holy smokes! It was crazy! Dinner with lovely party peoples ccholmes and JH. We had some swell rainbow sushi in Azabu Juban. 

KM and her man love took me to cherry picking, onsen, wineries and a lovely lovely lunch. 

At the pit stop. Vending machines of fried foods. Only in Japan. 

Things got exciting when they let us into this field and we ate off trees. 

I ran around, pranced around, made lots of noise and picked them off and pretended to be alice. in cherry wonderland. nom nom nom. I ate and then the cherries started eating people. CRAZY MONSTER CHERRY WILL EAT YOU. 

While KM and her man love had their moment, I ATE. AND ATE. Pluck and eat J. Pluck and eat. Why hello cherry, I think youre good lookin. IMMA EAT YOU!

True cherry love. 

After cherry picking, we visited the onsen a 5 minute drive away. It was definately an experience. People looked. But thats aiight. I had to focus on looking people in the eye. The eye and above. The onsen was overlooking the mountains and the vineyards. It was amazing. Thankyou KM. Sorry you saw my vanilla butt. Sorry for singing Sir Mix A Lot when you saw my butt. It was inappropriate. 

The view during lunch. We were surrounded by vineyards and grapes! Later that afternoon, we visited a few vineyards and tasted beautiful wines.

 On the way back to the Peaceboat Tohoku training we saw real swell cars. OnionT, this is initial D right here. Yewwhewwheww!!

That night I discovered Toyko Hands, oh, and a cheeseburger set-to. I know! MACCAS!! We reunite once again!

Love xx


Ps. Sorry this post was so random and boring. The next one will be rad.

Giants, little kids and balls

Interested? HA! read on..

My first baseball match at Tokyo Dome. Giants vs Rakuten Eagles. We of course cheered on for the Eagles, after my fearsome leader Mukai-san. She is really cute. We lost. Sorry Mukai-san. 

It was the Giants home field, the dome was filled with orange cheering towels. 

We defied it. 

Tap it and run. 

The crew that we later kicked on late into the night trying all sorts of beers and foods I had never eaten before. I'm sorry animal if I ate you.

Im sorry for my ugly massive head. Where did my neck go? Christ. Blobfish. I am sorry.

Google blobfish. 

How fitting. Im a Giant next to this Giant.

The next day, Mukai-san, KM and myself joined WG at the Orphanage Yokohama way, a few stops from Kamata. We couldn't take photos, but these kids were amazing! Beautiful beautiful kids, that I know, one day, will go very far. No fear, just pure determination. KM split his pants. I chortled, it was hilarious.  

Day after, if I had balls, they would've fallen off into the 3rd hour of the cycling session. We did a 6.5 hour tour around Japow Tokyo town. A-mazing.  Let me recap a few things for you.

Nihombashi bridge - this joined the five roads to the other party places in Japow. This was the centre. 

We stalked a few sumo lodges. The more higher ranked you are, the higher floors you get to stay at. The top sumo gets the penthouse at the top. He had very big boxers hanging off his balcony. We saw a few sumo's in the making outside the sumo stadium, cute. Mangoes.

Asahi brewery and Sky-tree in the background. I never actually realised but have been told it is a pint of beer with the right amount of head, and the golden turd, is the fire of passion coming out of the furnace of passion and into the Asahi beer. Wow. Japanese architecture. MINT. Japanese beer. DOPE.

Carlos our guide told us that the smoke at the Asakusa Sensoji grants you many things. So I pat smoke on my head for wisdom and intelligence. Gotta make my old man proud. Then I pat my body. Come on puberty, where art thou. I pat my heart, so that I could have all the love in the world to share with the peoples around me. Corny much. You love it. Yeahyeah.

The crew. Michael from MacQBank Australia, and Cochan from Tsukiji. 

By Ueno Park, hot helmet head. Carlos, hilariously funny.

Sue and Carlos sharing with us Tokyo's history on the grounds of Tokyo Uni. 

Then we left the uni through the red gates. There is a story behind the red gates.

Last stop, Imperial palace. 

RNg and OnionT, this one is for you. POW!

BAH!

What?!

What were you thinking? You Pedo minded person. Out of the gutter! 

Love xx