Tuesday, April 26, 2011

All I want to do is rock and roll. Are you in?



[ Shanay Hall by Seth Sabal in Let’s Rock & Roll for Fashion Gone Rogue ]

Hello party peoples.
Sending you lots of love, what have you all been up to?


x

Saturday, April 23, 2011

e-mail

/edit: reposted because I accidently deleted it.

Thought I'd share this moment with you. I sent this email to my senior, because he is the raddest.




Last friday, Caroline Mara and I.. we were appreciating how awesome your brain was when you had them radical insights.
I said I agreed, and she said you were a real asset, and I said, like.. on the balance sheet.
Then there was an awkward moment.
Then I looked into her eyes and whispered I loved her.
Then it was weird.

I lied.
But she really did say that you were awesome, and a real asset. I made the rest up, because nope, im really not that cool.
keep it up TOMCHAPMANIARIATIA.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Confucious Say..

[ Tara Emad by Andrew Hobbs for Harper’s Bazaar Arabia April 2011_ LuisVuitton ]

Conversation with egg and I.

E: What flavour chips did you get?
J: Original dude.
E: BORING !
E: I don't eat that flavour...it's so plain
J: The best things are best savoured in its purest form
J: Don't underestimate orginality
J: Without orginality, life will be boring
J: I rather my chips be boring than life
J: BAM!
J: I should be confucious
E: HAHAHA, amazing.

Damn right. Hail to original chips.

Delicious.

x

just because youre big doesnt meant youre not beautiful



[ Reese Witherspoon for Vogue US May 2011 by Peter Lindbergh  ]

love x

Saturday, April 16, 2011

friends and friends in underwear. Period.

if only I could make a bowl of apples look this hot.






[ The Apple of My Eye by Liz Ham for Helmet # 2 ]

BJR bit my belly, but its ok, because she's the bestest. Happy birthday good lookin beautiful girl.

xx

she's back!


[ Pull & Bear Spring 2011 Campaign by Txema Yeste ]

So the other day.. it went down like THIS..

It featured Egg the Manager, G the Director, and Kel the Senior manager.
Egg, G and Kel were talking at my desk.
Egg was speaking to me, but they ended up talking to each other, so I sat down and continued with my work. Hid my head in my pooter and tap tap tapped away. http://www.typingtest.com/ Try it. It redonkulously makes you look like you're doing work. WIN.
Anywho..
Egg was talking to G about a job,- she was trying to reorganise her portfolio and Kels said 'Don't do it, you're a woman, its a man' job..'
So then I knew it was my cue, jumped up, and yelled, 'But EGG's got BALLS!'

I chortled, but the rest were in shock. I died. Please don't fire me.

But hey, I'm back!

Now I'm back on my couch watching Juno for the millionith time. Up to the bit where Junbug's dad wanted to punch bleeks in the weiner. HAHA! Come join me on the couch, i'll make hot cocoa and you may have ONE marshmellow. Just one! Don't be greedy, you already have me on the couch next to you. BAM!

xx Love me pls.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

P.s. sun, please dont leave me. Not just yet.


 [Georgia May Jagger by Txema Yeste for Harper’s Bazaar UK May 2011]

Love me please

x

Hi sh*t. Fuck you.

 [ Coinonia Fall 2011 Collection _fashion gone rogue ]


Dear friend, please don't feel like absolute sh*t. Sometimes life sh*ts on you and you will get hit, and you will smell like sh*t. But then you will realise that the person next to you has been shat on too and you both stink like sh*t. So you both laugh together and hold hands and skip together and clean off the sh*t off each other. Then you will feel sorry for the other people who didnt get shat on because they have no stories, and not much to build their character with, and they are pansies becaues they dodged the sh*t. Hope you like my story my sh*t friend because I like you. Hold my hand.


Narms, stay strong love.

xx



[ thesartorialist ]

Friday, April 8, 2011

night time calls for beach and bed.


Marloes Horst for MiH Jeans Spring 2011 Campaign by Magnus Klackenstam


Marloes Horst for Princesse Tam Tam Spring 2011 Campaign

Marloes Horst for MiH Jeans Spring 2011 Campaign by Magnus Klackenstam


Fighting fish died today. He fought hard for his life. Farewell little pocket rocket red friend.

You will be missed muchly.

Promise I wont flush you down the toilet - I dont want you to get stuck with the dookies. You will be honoured by a formal burial. Buried deep enough and out of reach from the cats.

Love x