go away rain.

because I want to be doing this..

if only I was good lookin'. because handstands?! I make them loook easy. baha.

[Alessandra Ambrosio by David Burton _ Elle France March 2010 ]

hey good lookin'.

Spotted: Narmatha S - rad. intense. lovely.

listen to me. maybe. lady.

Excuse me, but......Honey, sit down, I have to speak with you...


1. Autumn - please use Blistex. It's hard to talk to someone who looks like "herpes-on-your face" kinda girl. It's cold, it's dry, your lips are chapped. Period.

2. f@ck off - rid your narcisistic, bullsh*t friends pumped of negativity. You don't need them.

3. Greasy hair - don't do it. You will get nits. Remember them? Good. Don't bring them back, it's not sexy.

4. Have an idea? - Put it into action. Cut the cord. You are capable. Less talk, more work. Go on son, make me proud. Whinge and I will punch you in the face.

5. Just because a girl has a pixie haircut - doesn't mean she's a girl lover. It just means she looks like one.

imaginary boy.

fun - floral tights

his name was liam.

[stockholmstreetstyle] - Sasha_Pivovarova

Diva is a a female version of a hustler.

Found a new blog that is soooo radically obnoxious and lovin it.

Follow it ya'll >> http://www.obnoxiousowl.com/


Beyonce is slamming. Now KRUMP mofo.

Do you have $2?

This morning, I saw an older lady walk towards me. I moved my gear so she could sit next to me. She had a walking stick and was wrapped in a traditional silk sari-like robe. She smelt like old people and spices. .
She smiled. I smiled. Old lady thinks I'm a good person. Melted peanut butter and butter Spongebob shaped toast guilt factor - nil, Feel good factor - one.
Old lady keeps the smile. I keep the smile. Awkward.
Old lady asks "Do you have $2?" Smile intact.
What the douse?!
I gave her $1.50.
Old lady turns around, "Do you have $1?"
I felt rorted.

[stockholmstreetstyle.com]

Fishies. I did it for you.

Visited shoe mender to get heels recapped.
Usually does it for me in 3 minutes, but had to wait an hour.
Swung by library to get a heads start on some work, while waiting on heels.
Man approaches me.
Man: " Do I know you?"
Me: "Uhh.. I don't think so"
Man: "You look familiar"
Me: (f@ck you! Saying I look common, biatch)
Man: "Do you go to Hillsong"
Me: "No"
Man: "Are you sure I don't know you"
Me: "Uhh.. I'm quite sure I don't know you."
Man: (Walks away)
Man: (Returns)
Man: "This may sound silly, but can I ask if you want to go for a coffee or a drink?"
Me: "Oh! No, I'm alright thankyou"

He looked like a stranger, and momma taught me to not talk to strangers.

Truth was. I was scared he was going to steal my iphone, which had my fav app TapFish, and then my fishes would die because he woudlnt know when to feed them.

Word.