Excuse me, but...

[Stockholm streetstyle]

1. Don't complain in restaurants - are you freaking crazy? Fk me. They will rub your burger buns between their hairy buns, and bring back the same burger. If it doesn't taste nice, then dont eat it. If it has a bee in it, then fair enough. Spit in it, and throw it back in their faces. Otherwise, its just food damn it.

2. Don't be afraid of hard work - and don't let hard work fk you over ok!

3. Moisturise - No joke. Sh*t gets real if you don't keep that sh*t smooth.

4. Mates - Stay in touch with people that mean something to you. Even just a facebook inbox to tell them you love them. Or that they're good lookin. Maybe even delicious. Hell. Just SAY HELLO.

5. You will eventually love the skin you're in - and you will learn to rock the crap out of it.

6. Read the paper, 'tube the news - The world is fked up. Better you know how fked up it is.

7. Use eye cream - Prevention is way better than the freak show that is called botox.

8. If your pee illuminates yellow - you need more water, neon ain't cool in this instance. Get me? Re-hydrate.

9. If you are misearable and you're at a party - Go home and sleep it off. Don't kill off everyone eles joy.

10. Life isn't a race. It's a marathon - True Story.

Thankyou obnoxious owl, you inspire me.

Back to work, swell.

Simpleinsanepunk

xx