Lucky?

Hi,
I decided to go get some greasy noodles for lunch, and on the way back, an Indian man came right up to me, raised he's curry thumb within the vicinity of the bridge of my nose, and told me I had a lucky face?!
He asked me .. "do you know why"
I said, "cause I'm rad??!" and then I ran away because was scared he would steal my greasy noodles.
So I semi galloped back to work thinking I was lucky, but I semi slipped on the pavement, and heel got stuck in a ditch. Lucky much? period.

While I was trying to get heel out of dirty ditch, I pictured indian man saying odd things..

like.. "do you like ma booody", so very wrong. He had a hairy chest. period.