Monday AF, effortless. Feed me humanity, I'm hungry.

[Harpers Bazaar]

Hello,

Testing, testing, 1, 3, 2. 

2, 3, 1.

Let's try to revive and survive once more. 

Have been back on the interwebs, seeking inspiration. HarperandHarley, Andyheart, Racheletnicole, OneDapperStreet.

Maybe, just maybe, I can get into the fashion editorials sphere.

What do I need? 

One vintage inspired lounge

One fancy camera

Awkward posing, hand placement

Blog title that is equally hipster, no, I don't care, and low key offensive.

What do I have?
HA!
Your love, thats what I have.


Love me pls x
Stay hydrated.

Blessed

Take the time to explore. To smell the roses. To pet every dog that you see. Every one of them. All of them. 

 

[Keira Knightley for Harpers Bazaar UK 2016]

xx

moisturise and hydrate.

It's cold in London. 

Moisturise. 

[Luma Grothe - GQ Russia]

Drink water. 

xx

Adult.

I had attended a women empowerment event, driving and uniting women in success, turning passions into careers. Being an adult. Launching yourself into something incredible.

Make yourself tougher than your life.

Know your market, know your work, know your plan, know exactly what you need to know. Do your investor's jobs for them.

Find a problem, and solve it. Be the solution. That is innovation. 

Hustle. Psych yourself up. Drive it. Win it.

Today, I'll stay in the fort I made out of 4 pillows, 2 cushions, my duvet, and my blanket wrapped around me like a cocoon. When I'm ready, I will fkn slay them mofos and make it look easy. When I walk, people will ask me where I'm going. When I talk, people will listen to what I would say.

Today, headed to maccas for some mcnuggs, I'd say, 20 pack. Watch out world.

[Elena Melnik ELLE Spain Nov 2016]

Love me already pls x

Traveller

Are you ready to travel?

Let's go!

[Patricia van der Vliet for ELLE-Canada]

Love me pls x

Hello.

Hello.
It's been a while. 8 weeks ago, I quit my job, and hit up the UK. Get inspired. Find happiness. Experience. All of that. 

Simple Insane Punk is back you mfkrs, with a little more attitude, and a little more love for you all.

Missed me?

Love me already x

 [ FGR Mona Matsuoka_Brooke Nipar_Punk Rock Princess ]

Sarah and Stanley

I have a an old story to share with you all. It never made to get published :( But here it is now. 

　

Over the weekend, Sarah went to the beach.

She found a hermit crab.

Cradled it in her hand.

She named it Stanley.

It was windy.

A bodyboard flew across the beach. It hit Sarah in the head strong and hard. It sent Stanley flying.

The bodyboard man said sorry sorry SORRY.

'As long as you didn't kill my stanley!!!' said Sarah.
... then everything is fine' said she.

True story.

No joke. Based on a true story. Names and facts have not been changed, no identify needs to be protected because Sarah is pretty damn amazeballs and should be identified.

[Flavia de Oliveira by Marcelo Krasilcic for Elle Italia June 2011]