Stretch, lounge, repeat.

Don't forget, you party people - When it gets tough, remember the importance of a stretch, a lie down, little bit of vitamin D, and wrap yo'self up in a warm embrace. Oh. and most importantly hydrate mofos.

[Ola Rudnicka Harper's Bazaar Serbia]

Love me more x

 

Excuse me, but..

[Dasha Z by Nikolay Biryukov in ‘Mirror, Mirror’ for Fashion Gone Rogue ]

1. Sometimes, we think we're stressed, but really, we're hungry. Hangry almost.
2. Accept that we look better in heels (for all you boys that do, yes sister, you do too)
3. It will make you sad that you will never be able to do the things that you used to do.
4. Go to the gym, kick up some leaves, jump in some puddles, frolic in lavender fields, fly a kite, just get off that couch every now and then. Telling you 'cause I care.
5. When you really like someone, you will probably fk up a fair bit in front of them.

[Olivia Palermo Graces the Cover of Tatler Russia August 2012 by Santiago Esteban ]

Love me much times pls. x

Hi sh*t. Fuck you.

 [ Coinonia Fall 2011 Collection _fashion gone rogue ]

Dear friend, please don't feel like absolute sh*t. Sometimes life sh*ts on you and you will get hit, and you will smell like sh*t. But then you will realise that the person next to you has been shat on too and you both stink like sh*t. So you both laugh together and hold hands and skip together and clean off the sh*t off each other. Then you will feel sorry for the other people who didnt get shat on because they have no stories, and not much to build their character with, and they are pansies becaues they dodged the sh*t. Hope you like my story my sh*t friend because I like you. Hold my hand.

Narms, stay strong love.

xx

[ thesartorialist ]

Excuse me, but...

[Stockholm streetstyle]

1. Don't complain in restaurants - are you freaking crazy? Fk me. They will rub your burger buns between their hairy buns, and bring back the same burger. If it doesn't taste nice, then dont eat it. If it has a bee in it, then fair enough. Spit in it, and throw it back in their faces. Otherwise, its just food damn it.

2. Don't be afraid of hard work - and don't let hard work fk you over ok!

3. Moisturise - No joke. Sh*t gets real if you don't keep that sh*t smooth.

4. Mates - Stay in touch with people that mean something to you. Even just a facebook inbox to tell them you love them. Or that they're good lookin. Maybe even delicious. Hell. Just SAY HELLO.

5. You will eventually love the skin you're in - and you will learn to rock the crap out of it.

6. Read the paper, 'tube the news - The world is fked up. Better you know how fked up it is.

7. Use eye cream - Prevention is way better than the freak show that is called botox.

8. If your pee illuminates yellow - you need more water, neon ain't cool in this instance. Get me? Re-hydrate.

9. If you are misearable and you're at a party - Go home and sleep it off. Don't kill off everyone eles joy.

10. Life isn't a race. It's a marathon - True Story.

Thankyou obnoxious owl, you inspire me.

Back to work, swell.

Simpleinsanepunk

xx

excuse me, but.. it's still raining. I need to do the laundry. kthxbye.

WIf it keeps raining like this, i'll have to rip the curtains off the wall. needle and thread. and make myself some mu-mu's. homer simps style. hot.

[Elinkan_radar magazine]

excuse me, but... thats a very big suitcase little girl.

New old suitcase and lovely tea set I picked up from St Vinnies.

Going to put all my lovely letters from Rosemary in there ;)

Tea party?

listen to me. maybe. lady.

Excuse me, but......Honey, sit down, I have to speak with you...


1. Autumn - please use Blistex. It's hard to talk to someone who looks like "herpes-on-your face" kinda girl. It's cold, it's dry, your lips are chapped. Period.

2. f@ck off - rid your narcisistic, bullsh*t friends pumped of negativity. You don't need them.

3. Greasy hair - don't do it. You will get nits. Remember them? Good. Don't bring them back, it's not sexy.

4. Have an idea? - Put it into action. Cut the cord. You are capable. Less talk, more work. Go on son, make me proud. Whinge and I will punch you in the face.

5. Just because a girl has a pixie haircut - doesn't mean she's a girl lover. It just means she looks like one.