athletes. show yourself.

[ Barbara Fialho Plays Water Sports in L’Officiel Paris - by Alexander Neumann ]

Thankyou athletes for making the olympics look good lookin and easy. 

I threw a stick and it flew in the wind. I threw a ball and it hit a tree. I ran and I tumbled. I swam and swallowed pool water. I served the ball and got hit in the face. I defended and had my glasses knocked off my nose. I lifted and broke my back. I shot a dart and hit the bullseye. Yeah boy.

xx

Carving like a boss.

Hit up Thredbo like bosses. Boarded like bosses. AS returned with a bung knee. Like a boss.

As I sit here, sipping my tea and eating biscuits. I reminisce. 

Carve. Carve. Carve. Hulk smash. 

Great times.

xx

Boss.